1. The New Yorker
You: Hi, where are you from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: new york
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running the country?
Stranger: i think he's doing a good job for the most part, i still support him
You: Did you vote for him in 2008?
Stranger: well i couldnt vote yet but i did support his campaign
You: And what do you think of all the criticism he is getting from both Republicans and Democrats?
Stranger: well i think Republicans have no credable argument to make against Obama's policies, they have turned into a party ruled by positions they think will get the "tea party" to vote for them
You: What about the criticism from the Democrats?
Stranger: well from my perspective i think democrats make more sense, especially when they critize him about the war or banning dont ask, dont tell, they can make clear arguments i can support
You: So do you disagree with anything Obama has done or has talked about?
Stranger: waiting a year to ban dont ask, dont tell, his support of private companies like Blackwater in Iraq, and his general lack of fight when Republicans tells lies about his positions
You: What lies have the Republicans told?
Stranger: death panels, that he is a socialist, an secret muslim, he was born in Nigeria, the stimulus plan did not work, he is weak on terrorists, etc
Stranger: i could go on and on
You: Alrighty, thanks. That's all I needed. Be sure to check out the blog for your response and many others!
Stranger: yea i did, i loved last nights Lost btw
You: Thanks a lot! Bye.
2. The Clueless Aussie
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: 'Ello 'ello.
Stranger: I'm from Australia.
You: I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: Yes, sort of...
You: Sort of what?
Stranger: I don't really know too much about politics HERE, let alone in America. I'm only 14.
Stranger: So I'm sort of useless. My apologies.
You: Not a problem. What have you heard?
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Actually... I can't really remember! Sorry for wasting your time.
3. The Non-starter (once again, there were tons of these)
Stranger: eey
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
4. The Recycling Fan
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: Well I don't hear much on what hes doing so I feel he has done very little, but he is perfecting recycling and stuff so thats good
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: USA
You: What have you heard, exactly?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: now bye
5. The Civil Chatty Canadian
Stranger: Ask me anything!
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: I'm not in America.
Stranger: But!
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Quebec.
You: Okay, so what do you think?
Stranger: I think he's doing fine, for a politician.
You: And what do you mean by that
You: ?
Stranger: I'd like to see him adhere to more of his campaign promises, but I won't say I'm surprised.
Stranger: He's failed to close Guantanamo Bay or step down the US' war efforts.
Stranger: His focus on healthcare, while honourable, is single-minded.
You: How so?
Stranger: He seems to be devoting the brunt of his executive energies to that.
Stranger: Still, he's put a fresh face on US politics, and his day-to-day dealings with foreign nations have been positive.
Stranger: I like his support for science.
You: And what do you think he should be "devoting the brunt of his executive energies" toward?
Stranger: Same thing any president should: a full range of foreign relations, domestic initiatives, and budgetary improvements.
Stranger: As I said, I'd like to see him do more to end the United States' foreign entanglements, and restore civil liberties in that country.
Stranger: Still, he can't be held fully responsible: the legislature is materially responsible for these changes.
Stranger: And his positions are overall agreeable.
You: Well thanks very much! That's all I needed, be sure to check out the blog for your response and other's from around the world!
Stranger: Word.
Stranger: Good luck.
6. The Odd Tarantino Fan
Stranger: They're coming.
Stranger: You have to get out of there.
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: Is he the guy from Inglourious Basterds?
You: He's The President of the United States...
Stranger: ... That's a no, then?
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: I thought the president was that Appalachian guy.
Stranger: Aldo Raine?
You: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. [NOTE: Apparently he's from a Tarantino movie]
Stranger: So...
Stranger: Let me google this Obama guy.
Stranger: Oh, very f***ing funny.
Stranger: Like a black guy could be prez.
Stranger: I'm sure in 2012 we'll be electing Captain Homosexual McLiberalton.
You: Thanks for your time.
Stranger: And yours.
7. The Non-sequitur
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: What’s the password?
8. The Racist (you can't escape them on the internet)
You: Hi, I run a blog called The Reactor (the-reactor.blogspot.com) and I'm doing a survey about politics. What do you think of Obama and how he's running America?
Stranger: hi there#
Stranger: obamas still better than bush or mccain
You: And why is that?
Stranger: more chicken in the white house
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: kfc
You: Why is that?
Stranger: negroes
You: And that's why Obama is better than Bush and McCain?
Stranger: with mccain you would have another 1000 years of war, and obama has at leat a few good ideas....
You: Like what?
Stranger: his medical plans....
Stranger: plans to end the war
Stranger: plans to do something in the gaza strip
Stranger: and a few other things, like the idae of talking before boming
You: Thanks for your time, that's all I needed! Be sure to check out the blog for your response and others
Ha! I'm the Tarantino Fan.
ReplyDeleteRAINE/STIGLITZ 2012!
Your response made me laugh the most.
ReplyDelete